netbsd revision 1.16
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7		-- Greywolf
8%
9- What's up?
10- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
11		-- Gavan Fantom
12%
13A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
14		-- Greywolf
15%
16Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
17  Breasted cot men
18  Embraces dot net
19  Strobed teen cam
20  Aborted men sect
21  Emtomb DEC tears
22		-- Julian Assange
23%
24Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
25  Crested Boatmen
26  Resented Combat
27  Boast Decrement
28  Basement DEC rot
29		-- Julian Assange
30%
31Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
32  Bent Coders
33  Secret Bond
34  Robs DECNet
35  Cost Bender
36		-- Julian Assange
37%
38Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
39  Cot Benders
40  Be stern, Doc.
41  Net robs DEC
42  DEC robs Net
43		-- Julian Assange
44%
45http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
46		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
47%
48I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
49		-- Dave Tyson
50%
51My other computer runs NetBSD
52		-- Allen Briggs
53%
54NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
55		-- Julian Assange
56%
57NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
58		-- Julian Assange
59%
60NetBSD - a server in every port.
61		-- Julian Assange
62%
63NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
64		-- Hubert Feyrer
65%
66NetBSD - big, isn't it?
67		-- Julian Assange
68%
69NetBSD - daemonic power
70		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
71%
72NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
73         and mac, and powerpc, and...
74		-- Greywolf
75%
76NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
77		-- Julian Assange
78%
79NetBSD:  Got source?
80%
81NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
82		-- Ken Nakata
83%
84NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
85		-- Julian Assange
86%
87NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
88		-- Julian Assange
89%
90NetBSD - more is more.
91		-- Julian Assange
92%
93NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
94		-- Greywolf
95%
96NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
97		-- Julian Assange
98%
99NetBSD - posix me harder.
100		-- Julian Assange
101%
102NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
103		-- Greywolf
104%
105NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
106		-- Julian Assange
107%
108NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
109		-- Julian Assange
110%
111NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
112		-- Julian Assange
113%
114NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
115		-- Julian Assange
116%
117NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
118		-- Julian Assange
119%
120NetBSD - the cure.
121		-- Julian Assange
122%
123NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
124		-- Julian Assange
125%
126NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
127		-- Julian Assange
128%
129NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
130		-- Julian Assange
131%
132NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
133		-- Julian Assange
134%
135NetBSD - the power to suave.
136		-- Julian Assange
137%
138NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
139		-- Julian Assange
140%
141NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
142		-- Greywolf
143%
144NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
145		-- Richard Rauch
146%
147NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
148		-- Julian Assange
149%
150NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
151		-- Julian Assange
152%
153NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
154		-- Julian Assange
155%
156NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
157		-- Julian Assange
158%
159NetBSD - Will even run on i386
160		-- Brian Hechinger
161%
162NetBSD - your basement or mine?
163		-- Julian Assange
164%
165NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
166%
167NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
168		-- David Brownlee
169%
170NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
171%
172NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
173		-- Erik E. Fair
174%
175NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
176		-- Mike Latinovich
177%
178NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
179		-- Tom Harvey
180%
181NetBSD: Beyond Windows
182		-- Johan Ihren
183%
184NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
185		-- Tom Harvey
186%
187NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
188		-- Dirk Myers
189%
190NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
191		-- Greywolf
192%
193NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
194		-- Tom Harvey
195%
196NetBSD: demonic power.
197		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
198%
199NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
200		-- Matthew Orgass
201%
202NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
203		-- Antti Kantee
204%
205NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
206		-- Andy Doran
207%
208NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
209		-- Herb Peyerl
210%
211NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
212		-- Andrew Gillham
213%
214NetBSD: Flexible and free!
215		-- Lars-Johan Liman
216%
217NetBSD: For The Network Generation
218		-- Andrew Gillham
219%
220NetBSD: Get Over It.
221		-- Andrew Gillham
222%
223NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
224		-- Andrew Gillham
225%
226NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
227       Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
228       ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
229       Sublime.
230		-- Mason Loring Bliss
231%
232NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
233		-- Curt Sampson
234%
235NetBSD: If you look through Windows
236		-- Johan Ihren
237%
238NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
239		-- Tim Rightnour
240%
241NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
242		-- Andrew Gillham
243%
244NetBSD is full. Go away.
245		-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
246%
247NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
248%
249NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
250		-- Frank Warren
251%
252NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
253		-- Andrew Gillham
254%
255NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
256		-- Tom Harvey
257%
258NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
259		-- Brian D Chase
260%
261NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
262		-- Greg Lehey
263%
264NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
265%
266NetBSD: Its not Windows.
267		-- Paul Wain
268%
269NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
270		-- Tom Harvey
271%
272NetBSD: lets get it right
273		-- David Brownlee
274%
275NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
276		-- Hubert Feyrer
277%
278NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
279		-- Erik E. Fair
280%
281NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
282		-- Steve Woodford
283%
284NetBSD: Masterly with distinction.  Striking also.
285		-- Andy Doran
286%
287NetBSD: May the Source be with you
288		-- Greg Earle
289%
290NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
291		-- David Brownlee
292%
293NetBSD, More Nines.
294		-- Andrew Gillham
295%
296NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
297%
298NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
299		-- Andrew Gillham
300%
301NetBSD: My Computer Works!
302		-- Andrew Gillham
303%
304NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
305		-- David Brownlee
306%
307NetBSD, Net Improvement.
308		-- Andrew Gillham
309%
310NetBSD, Net Profit.
311		-- Andrew Gillham
312%
313NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
314		-- Andrew Gillham
315%
316NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
317		-- Andrew Gillham
318%
319NetBSD: Network Your World.
320		-- Andrew Gillham
321%
322NetBSD: Networking Space
323		-- Andrew Gillham
324%
325NetBSD: No hype required.
326		-- David Brownlee
327%
328NetBSD, No Worries!
329		-- Andrew Gillham
330%
331NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
332		-- Antti Kantee
333%
334NetBSD. Not Guano.
335		-- Hubert Feyrer
336%
337NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
338		-- Tom Harvey
339%
340NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
341		-- Antti Kantee
342%
343NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
344		-- Lars-Johan Liman
345%
346NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
347		-- Andy Doran
348%
349NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
350		-- Steve Woodford
351%
352NetBSD: Power Your Net.
353		-- Andrew Gillham
354%
355NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
356		-- Steven J. Dovich
357%
358NetBSD: priapic OS
359		-- Perry Metzger
360%
361NetBSD: Professionalpower!
362		-- Lars-Johan Liman
363%
364NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
365%
366NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
367		-- Antti Kantee
368%
369NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
370		-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
371%
372NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
373		-- Peter Seebach
374%
375NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
376		-- Hubert Feyrer
377%
378NetBSD: Rock solid!
379		-- Lars-Johan Liman
380%
381NetBSD: Servers' choice!
382		-- Lars-Johan Liman
383%
384NetBSD: serves you right.
385		-- Herb Peyerl
386%
387NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
388		-- Mason Loring Bliss
389%
390NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
391		-- Andrew Gillham
392%
393NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
394		-- Herb Peyerl
395%
396NetBSD: Stable and strong!
397		-- Lars-Johan Liman
398%
399NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
400		-- Andrew Gillham
401%
402NetBSD, Tap The Power
403		-- Andrew Gillham
404%
405NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
406		-- Tom Harvey
407%
408NetBSD: The Final Frontier
409		-- Chris Jones
410%
411NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
412		-- Tim Rightnour
413%
414NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
415		-- Bob Nestor
416%
417NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
418		-- Miles Nordin
419%
420NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
421		-- Antti Kantee
422%
423NetBSD: The Power of Code
424		-- Mason Loring Bliss
425%
426NetBSD: The power to Connect
427		-- Feico Dillema
428%
429NetBSD: The power to serve, also
430		-- Tom Harvey
431%
432NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
433		-- John Darrow
434%
435NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
436%
437NetBSD: the server is up
438		-- David Brownlee
439%
440NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
441%
442NetBSD: To serve the power.
443		-- Herb Peyerl
444%
445NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
446		-- Erik E. Fair
447%
448NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
449		-- Tom Harvey
450%
451NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
452		-- Tom Harvey
453%
454NetBSD: u_long uptime;
455		-- Herb Peyerl
456%
457NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
458        of WinTel.
459		-- Erik E. Fair
460%
461NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
462		-- Andrew Gillham
463%
464NetBSD: userland included
465		-- Antti Kantee
466%
467NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
468		-- Andrew Gillham
469%
470NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
471		-- David Maxwell
472%
473NetBSD: We do it right.
474		-- Perry Metzger
475%
476NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
477		-- Miles Nordin
478%
479NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
480		-- Tom Harvey
481%
482NetBSD: We Stay Up.
483		-- Andrew Gillham
484%
485NetBSD: We Suck Less
486%
487NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
488        even if you ask!
489		-- Charles M. Hannum
490%
491NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
492		-- Hubert Feyrer
493%
494NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
495        WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
496		-- David Maxwell
497%
498NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
499		-- Tom Harvey
500%
501NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
502		-- David Maxwell
503%
504NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
505		-- Jason R. Fink
506%
507NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
508		-- Todd Whitesel
509%
510NetBSD: You can't handle it.
511		-- Paul Newhouse
512%
513NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
514		-- David Brownlee
515%
516Of course it runs NetBSD.
517%
518Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
519		-- Jim Wise
520%
521Software is like sex - it should be free
522		-- Hubert Feyrer
523%
524We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
525		-- Greywolf
526%
527Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
528		-- Allen Briggs
529%
530With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
531		-- Greywolf
532%
533Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you. 
534It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
535of your hand.
536		-- Richard Rauch
537%
538#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
539		-- Bernhard Riedel
540%
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