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A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
		-- Greywolf
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  Breasted cot men
  Embraces dot net
  Strobed teen cam
  Aborted men sect
  Emtomb DEC tears
		-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  Crested Boatmen
  Resented Combat
  Boast Decrement
  Basement DEC rot
		-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
  Strobe mased net
  Strobe mased ten
  Erect teen bonds
  A boned cream test
  Cremate no debts
		-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  Bent Coders
  Secret Bond
  Robs DECNet
  Cost Bender
		-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
  Cot Benders
  Be stern, Doc.
  Net robs DEC
  DEC robs Net
		-- Julian Assange
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http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
		-- Dave Tyson
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My other computer runs NetBSD
		-- Allen Briggs
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NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - a server in every port.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
		-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD - big, isn't it?
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - daemonic power
		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD:  Flying into the heart of the Sun.  And the i386, and alpha,
         and mac, and powerpc, and...
		-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD:  Got source?
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NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
		-- Ken Nakata
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NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - more is more.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD:  No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
		-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - posix me harder.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD:  Post No Bills.
		-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the cure.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the power to suave.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD:  The Source is out there.
		-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - your basement or mine?
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
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NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
		-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
		-- Mike Latinovich
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NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
		-- Daniel Carosone
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NetBSD: Beyond Windows
		-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
		-- Dirk Myers
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NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
		-- Greywolf
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NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: demonic power.
		-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
		-- Matthew Orgass
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NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
		-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
		-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Flexible and free!
		-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: For The Network Generation
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Get Over It.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
       Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
       ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
       Sublime.
		-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
		-- Curt Sampson
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NetBSD: If you look through Windows
		-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
		-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD is full. Go away.
		-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
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NetBSD is much like a tipi:  No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
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NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable.  Is your OS up to PAR?
		-- Frank Warren
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NetBSD is the bomb.  (ok, bad idea)
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
		-- Brian D Chase
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NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
		-- Greg Lehey
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NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
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NetBSD: Its not Windows.
		-- Paul Wain
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NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: lets get it right
		-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
		-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
       through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
		-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
		-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
		-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
		-- Steve Woodford
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NetBSD: May the Source be with you
		-- Greg Earle
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NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
		-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, More Nines.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
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NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: My Computer Works!
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Improvement.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Profit.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Your World.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Networking Space
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: No Sh;t!
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, No Worries!
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
		-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD. Not Guano.
		-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
		-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
		-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Power Your Net.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
		-- Steven J. Dovich
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NetBSD: priapic OS
		-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: Professionalpower!
		-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
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NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
		-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
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NetBSD: Resistance is futile!  You will be supported.
		-- Peter Seebach
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NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
		-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Rock solid!
		-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Servers' choice!
		-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: serves you right.
		-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
		-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
		-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: Stable and strong!
		-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, stupid.
		-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD, Tap The Power
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The Final Frontier
		-- Chris Jones
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NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
		-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
		-- Bob Nestor
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NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
		-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
		-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: The Power of Code
		-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: The power to Connect
		-- Feico Dillema
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NetBSD: The power to serve, also
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
		-- John Darrow
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NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
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NetBSD: the server is up
		-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
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NetBSD: To serve the power.
		-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
		-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: u_long uptime;
		-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
        of WinTel.
		-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: userland included
		-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
		-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: We do it right.
		-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
		-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: We Stay Up.
		-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We Suck Less
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NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
        even if you ask!
		-- Charles M. Hannum
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NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
		-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
        WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
		-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
		-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
		-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
		-- Todd Whitesel
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NetBSD: You can't handle it.
		-- Paul Newhouse
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NetBSD/sparc: less Lovelaces in your LX?
		-- Jim Wise
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Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
		-- Julian Assange
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Of course it runs NetBSD.
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Portable.  Supportable.  NetBSD.
		-- Jim Wise
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Software is like sex - it should be free
		-- Hubert Feyrer
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We're BSD.  If you want System V, you know where to get it.
		-- Greywolf
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Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
		-- Allen Briggs
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With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
		-- Greywolf
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