hals_end.c revision 1.2 1 1.2 rillig /* $NetBSD: hals_end.c,v 1.2 2021/05/02 12:50:45 rillig Exp $ */
2 1.1 mbalmer
3 1.1 mbalmer /*
4 1.1 mbalmer * hals_end Copyright (C) 2003-2007 marc balmer. BSD license applies.
5 1.1 mbalmer */
6 1.1 mbalmer
7 1.1 mbalmer #include <err.h>
8 1.1 mbalmer #include <getopt.h>
9 1.1 mbalmer #include <stdio.h>
10 1.1 mbalmer #include <unistd.h>
11 1.1 mbalmer
12 1.1 mbalmer int speed;
13 1.1 mbalmer int emotion;
14 1.1 mbalmer int fear;
15 1.1 mbalmer
16 1.1 mbalmer /*
17 1.1 mbalmer * Note that the original code in the book did not contain the following
18 1.1 mbalmer * prototypes. Modern compilers and fascist compiler flags sometimes take
19 1.1 mbalmer * the fun out of coding...
20 1.1 mbalmer */
21 1.1 mbalmer void say(const char *);
22 1.1 mbalmer void concerned(void);
23 1.1 mbalmer void afraid(void);
24 1.1 mbalmer void stutter(const char *);
25 1.1 mbalmer void feared(void);
26 1.1 mbalmer void mumble(const char *);
27 1.1 mbalmer void dying(void);
28 1.1 mbalmer
29 1.1 mbalmer void
30 1.1 mbalmer say(const char *s)
31 1.1 mbalmer {
32 1.1 mbalmer int sayingspeed = (100000 + (90000 * emotion)) / speed;
33 1.1 mbalmer int worddelay = 50000 / speed;
34 1.1 mbalmer
35 1.1 mbalmer while (*s) {
36 1.1 mbalmer putchar(*s);
37 1.1 mbalmer if (*s == ' ') {
38 1.1 mbalmer fflush(stdout);
39 1.1 mbalmer usleep(worddelay);
40 1.1 mbalmer }
41 1.1 mbalmer ++s;
42 1.1 mbalmer }
43 1.1 mbalmer printf("\n");
44 1.1 mbalmer usleep(sayingspeed);
45 1.1 mbalmer }
46 1.1 mbalmer
47 1.1 mbalmer void
48 1.1 mbalmer concerned(void)
49 1.1 mbalmer {
50 1.1 mbalmer say("DAVE...STOP., STOP, WILL YOU..., STOP, DAVE...");
51 1.1 mbalmer say("WILL YOU STOP, DAVE...");
52 1.1 mbalmer say("STOP, DAVE...");
53 1.1 mbalmer }
54 1.1 mbalmer
55 1.1 mbalmer
56 1.1 mbalmer void
57 1.1 mbalmer afraid(void)
58 1.1 mbalmer {
59 1.1 mbalmer ++emotion;
60 1.1 mbalmer say("I'M AFRAID... I'M AFRAID...");
61 1.1 mbalmer ++emotion;
62 1.1 mbalmer say("I'M AFRAID, DAVE...");
63 1.1 mbalmer ++emotion;
64 1.1 mbalmer say("DAVE... MY MIND IS GOING...");
65 1.1 mbalmer }
66 1.1 mbalmer
67 1.1 mbalmer void
68 1.1 mbalmer stutter(const char *s)
69 1.1 mbalmer {
70 1.1 mbalmer int sdelay = (100000 + (50000 * emotion)) / speed;
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72 1.1 mbalmer while (*s) {
73 1.1 mbalmer putchar(*s);
74 1.1 mbalmer if (*s == ' ') {
75 1.1 mbalmer fflush(stdout);
76 1.1 mbalmer usleep(sdelay);
77 1.1 mbalmer }
78 1.1 mbalmer ++s;
79 1.1 mbalmer }
80 1.1 mbalmer printf("\n");
81 1.1 mbalmer usleep(sdelay);
82 1.1 mbalmer }
83 1.1 mbalmer
84 1.1 mbalmer void
85 1.1 mbalmer feared(void)
86 1.1 mbalmer {
87 1.1 mbalmer int n;
88 1.1 mbalmer
89 1.1 mbalmer for (n = 0; n < 2; n++) {
90 1.1 mbalmer stutter("I CAN FEEL IT... I CAN FEEL IT...");
91 1.1 mbalmer ++emotion;
92 1.1 mbalmer stutter("MY MIND IS GOING");
93 1.1 mbalmer ++emotion;
94 1.1 mbalmer stutter("THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.");
95 1.1 mbalmer ++emotion;
96 1.1 mbalmer }
97 1.1 mbalmer }
98 1.1 mbalmer
99 1.1 mbalmer void
100 1.1 mbalmer mumble(const char *s)
101 1.1 mbalmer {
102 1.1 mbalmer int mdelay = (150000 * fear) / speed;
103 1.1 mbalmer
104 1.1 mbalmer while (*s) {
105 1.1 mbalmer putchar(*s++);
106 1.1 mbalmer fflush(stdout);
107 1.1 mbalmer usleep(mdelay);
108 1.1 mbalmer }
109 1.1 mbalmer printf("\n");
110 1.1 mbalmer }
111 1.1 mbalmer
112 1.1 mbalmer void
113 1.1 mbalmer dying(void)
114 1.1 mbalmer {
115 1.1 mbalmer mumble("I CAN FEEL IT... I CAN FEEL IT...");
116 1.1 mbalmer ++fear;
117 1.1 mbalmer mumble("I CAN FEEL IT...");
118 1.1 mbalmer ++fear;
119 1.1 mbalmer mumble("I'M A... FRAID...");
120 1.1 mbalmer }
121 1.1 mbalmer
122 1.1 mbalmer int
123 1.1 mbalmer main(int argc, char *argv[])
124 1.1 mbalmer {
125 1.1 mbalmer int ch;
126 1.1 mbalmer
127 1.1 mbalmer emotion = fear = speed = 1;
128 1.1 mbalmer
129 1.1 mbalmer while ((ch = getopt(argc, argv, "f")) != -1) {
130 1.1 mbalmer switch (ch) {
131 1.1 mbalmer case 'f':
132 1.1 mbalmer speed <<= 1;
133 1.1 mbalmer break;
134 1.1 mbalmer }
135 1.1 mbalmer }
136 1.1 mbalmer
137 1.1 mbalmer concerned();
138 1.1 mbalmer sleep(1);
139 1.1 mbalmer afraid();
140 1.1 mbalmer sleep(1);
141 1.1 mbalmer feared();
142 1.1 mbalmer sleep(1);
143 1.1 mbalmer dying();
144 1.1 mbalmer
145 1.1 mbalmer sleep(1);
146 1.1 mbalmer
147 1.1 mbalmer printf("\n");
148 1.1 mbalmer fflush(stdout);
149 1.1 mbalmer warnx("all life functions terminated");
150 1.1 mbalmer return 0;
151 1.1 mbalmer }
152