1 <!DOCTYPE html> 2 <html lang="en"> 3 <head> 4 <meta charset="UTF-8"> 5 <title>Time and the Arts</title> 6 </head> 7 <body> 8 <h1>Time and the Arts</h1> 9 <h2>Documentaries</h2> 10 <ul> 11 <li> 12 "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aWtseb2-4">Daylight 13 Saving Time Explained</a>" (2011; 6:39) lightly covers daylight saving 14 time's theory, history, pros and cons. Among other things, it explains 15 Arizona's daylight-saving enclaves quite well.</li> 16 <li> 17 "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY">The Problem 18 with Time & Timezones – Computerphile</a>" (2013; 10:12) delves 19 into problems that programmers have with timekeeping.</li> 20 <li> 21 "<a href="https://www.rferl.org/a/28375932.html">All The Time In The World: 22 Explaining The Mysteries Of Time Zones</a>" (2017; 2:15) 23 briefly says why France has more time zones than Russia. 24 <li> 25 "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRz-Dl60Lfc">Why Denmark used to be 26 .04 seconds behind the world</a>" (2019; 6:29) explains why the United Kingdom 27 — and, once, Denmark — haven't always exactly followed their own 28 laws about civil time. 29 <li> 30 "About Time" (1962; 59 minutes) is part of the 31 Bell Science extravaganza, with Frank Baxter, Richard Deacon, and Les Tremayne. 32 Its advisor was Richard Feynman, and it was voiced by Mel Blanc. 33 (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154110/">IMDb entry</a>.)</li> 34 </ul> 35 <h2>Movies</h2> 36 <ul> 37 <li> 38 In the 1946 movie <em>A Matter of Life and Death</em> 39 (U.S. title <em>Stairway to Heaven</em>) 40 there is a reference to British Double Summer Time. 41 The time does not play a large part in the plot; 42 it's just a passing reference to the time when one of the 43 characters was supposed to have died (but didn't). 44 (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038733/">IMDb entry.</a>) 45 (Dave Cantor) 46 <li> 47 The 1953 railway comedy movie <em>The Titfield Thunderbolt</em> includes a 48 play on words on British Double Summer Time. Valentine's wife wants 49 him to leave the pub and asks him, "Do you know what time it is?" 50 And he, happy where he is, replies: "Yes, my love. Summer double time." 51 (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046436/">IMDb entry.</a>) 52 (Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 53 </li> 54 <li> 55 The premise of the 1999 caper movie <em>Entrapment</em> involves computers 56 in an international banking network being shut down briefly at 57 midnight in each time zone to avoid any problems at the transition 58 from the year 1999 to 2000 in that zone. (Hmmmm.) If this shutdown 59 is extended by 10 seconds, it will create a one-time opportunity for 60 a gigantic computerized theft. To achieve this, at one location the 61 crooks interfere with the microwave system supplying time signals to 62 the computer, advancing the time by 0.1 second each minute over the 63 last hour of 1999. (So this movie teaches us that 0.1 × 60 = 10.) 64 (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137494/">IMDb entry.</a>) 65 (Mark Brader, 2009-10-02) 66 </li> 67 <li> 68 One mustn't forget the 69 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4EUTMPuvHo">trailer</a> 70 (2014; 2:23) for the movie <em>Daylight Saving</em>. 71 </li> 72 </ul> 73 <h2>TV episodes</h2> 74 <ul> 75 <li> 76 An episode of <em>The Adventures of Superman</em> entitled "The Mysterious 77 Cube," first aired 1958-02-24, had Superman convincing the controllers 78 of the Arlington Time Signal to broadcast ahead of actual time; 79 doing so got a crook trying to be declared dead to 80 emerge a bit too early from the titular enclosure. 81 (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506628/">IMDb entry</a>.) 82 </li> 83 <li> 84 "<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chimes_of_Big_Ben">The Chimes 85 of Big Ben</a>", <em>The Prisoner</em>, episode 2, ITC, 1967-10-06. 86 Our protagonist tumbles to 87 the fraudulent nature of a Poland-to-England escape upon hearing "Big 88 Ben" chiming on Polish local time. 89 (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0679185/">IMDb entry.</a>) 90 </li> 91 <li> 92 "The Susie", <em>Seinfeld</em>, season 8, episode 15, NBC, 1997-02-13. 93 Kramer decides that daylight saving time 94 isn't coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. 95 </li> 96 <li> 97 "20 Hours in America", <em>The West Wing</em>, season 4, episodes 1–2, 98 2002-09-25, contained a <a 99 href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J1NHzQ1sgc">scene</a> that 100 saw White House staffers stranded in Indiana; they thought they had time to 101 catch Air Force One but were done in by intra-Indiana local time changes. 102 </li> 103 <li> 104 "In what time zone would you find New York City?" was a $200 question on 105 the 1999-11-13 United States airing of <em>Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?</em>, 106 and "In 1883, what industry led the movement to divide the U.S. into four time 107 zones?" was a $32,000 question on the 2001-05-23 United States airing of 108 the same show. At this rate, the million-dollar time-zone 109 question should have been asked 2002-06-04. 110 </li> 111 <li> 112 A private jet's mid-flight change of time zones distorts Alison Dubois' 113 premonition in the "We Had a Dream" episode of <em>Medium</em> 114 (originally aired 2007-02-28). 115 </li> 116 <li> 117 A criminal's failure to account for the start of daylight saving is pivotal 118 in "<a href="https://monk.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Monk_and_the_Rapper">Mr. Monk 119 and the Rapper</a>" (first aired 2007-07-20). 120 </li> 121 <li> 122 In the <em>30 Rock</em> episode "Anna Howard Shaw Day" 123 (first broadcast 2010-02-11), 124 Jack Donaghy's date realizes that a Geneva-to-New-York business phone call 125 received in the evening must be fake given the difference in local times. 126 </li> 127 <li> 128 In the "Run by the Monkeys" episode of <em>Da Vinci's Inquest</em> 129 (first broadcast 2002-11-17), 130 a witness in a five-year-old fire case realizes they may not have set 131 their clock back when daylight saving ended on the day of the fire, 132 introducing the possibility of an hour when arson might have occurred. 133 </li> 134 <li> 135 In "The Todd Couple" episode of <em>Outsourced</em> (first aired 2011-02-10), 136 Manmeet sets up Valentine's Day teledates for 6:00 and 9:00pm; 137 since one is with a New Yorker and the other with a San Franciscan, 138 hilarity ensues. 139 (Never mind that this should be 7:30am in Mumbai, yet for some reason the show 140 proceeds as though it's also mid-evening there.) 141 </li> 142 <li> 143 In the "14 Days to Go"/"T Minus..." episode of 144 <em>You, Me and the Apocalypse</em> 145 (first aired 2015-11-11 in the UK, 2016-03-10 in the US), 146 the success of a mission to deal with a comet 147 hinges on whether or not Russia observes daylight saving time. 148 (In the US, 149 the episode first aired in the week before the switch to <abbr>DST</abbr>.) 150 </li> 151 <li> 152 "The Lost Hour", <em>Eerie, Indiana</em>, episode 10, NBC, 1991-12-01. 153 Despite Indiana's then-lack of <abbr>DST</abbr>, 154 Marshall changes his clock with unusual consequences. 155 See "<a 156 href="https://www.avclub.com/eerie-indiana-was-a-few-dimensions-ahead-of-its-time-1819833380"><em>Eerie, 157 Indiana</em> was a few dimensions ahead of its time</a>". 158 </li> 159 <li> 160 "Time Tunnel", <em>The Adventures of Pete & Pete</em>, season 2, episode 5, 161 Nickelodeon, 1994-10-23. 162 The two Petes travel back in time an hour 163 on the day that <abbr>DST</abbr> ends. 164 </li> 165 <li> 166 "King-Size Homer", <em>The Simpsons</em>, episode 135, Fox, 1995-11-05. 167 Homer, working from home, remarks "8:58, first 168 time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight 169 savings days. Lousy farmers." 170 </li> 171 <li> 172 <em>Last Week Tonight with John Oliver</em>, season 2, episode 5, 2015-03-08, 173 asked, "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br0NW9ufUUw">Daylight Saving 174 Time – How Is This Still A Thing?</a>" 175 </li> 176 <li> 177 "Tracks", <em>The Good Wife</em>, season 7, episode 12, 178 CBS, 2016-01-17. 179 The applicability of a contract hinges on the 180 time zone associated with a video timestamp. 181 </li> 182 <li> 183 "Justice", <em>Veep</em>, season 6, episode 4, HBO, 2017-05-07. 184 Jonah's inability to understand <abbr>DST</abbr> ends up impressing a wealthy 185 backer who sets him up for a 2020 presidential run. 186 </li> 187 </ul> 188 <h2>Books, plays, and magazines</h2> 189 <ul> 190 <li> 191 Jules Verne, <em>Around the World in Eighty Days</em> 192 (<em>Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours</em>), 1873. 193 Wall-clock time plays a central role in the plot. 194 European readers of the 1870s clearly held the U.S. press in 195 deep contempt; the protagonists cross the U.S. without once 196 reading a paper. 197 Available versions include 198 <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/103">an English 199 translation</a>, and 200 <a href="https://fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/tdm80j">the original French</a> 201 "with illustrations from the original 1873 French-language edition". 202 </li> 203 <li> 204 Nick Enright, <em>Daylight Saving</em>, 1989. 205 A fast-paced comedy about love and loneliness as the clocks turn back. 206 </li> 207 <li> 208 Umberto Eco, 209 <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_of_the_Day_Before"><em>The 210 Island of the Day Before</em></a> 211 (<em>L'isola del giorno prima</em>), 1994. 212 "...the story of a 17th century Italian nobleman trapped near an island 213 on the International Date Line. Time and time zones play an integral 214 part in the novel." (Paul Eggert, 2006-04-22) 215 </li> 216 <li> 217 John Dunning, <a 218 href="https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Two-OClock-Eastern-Wartime/John-Dunning/9781439171530"><em>Two 219 O'Clock, Eastern Wartime</em></a>, 2001. 220 Mystery, history, daylight saving time, and old-time radio. 221 </li> 222 <li> 223 Surrealist artist Guy Billout's work "Date Line" appeared on page 103 224 of the 1999-11 <em>Atlantic Monthly</em>. 225 </li> 226 <li> 227 "Gloom, Gloom, Go Away" by Walter Kirn appeared on page 106 of <em>Time</em> 228 magazine's 2002-11-11 issue; among other things, it proposed 229 year-round <abbr>DST</abbr> as a way of lessening wintertime despair. 230 </li> 231 <li> 232 Cory Doctorow, <a 233 href="https://craphound.com/est/download/"><em>Eastern Standard Tribe</em></a>, 234 2004. The world splinters into tribes characterized by their timezones. 235 </li> 236 </ul> 237 <h2>Music</h2> 238 <ul> 239 <li> 240 Recordings of "Save That Time," Russ Long, Serrob Publishing, BMI: 241 <ul> 242 <li> 243 Karrin Allyson, <em>I Didn't Know About You</em> (1993), track 11, 3:44. 244 Concord Jazz CCD-4543. 245 Karrin Allyson, vocal; 246 Russ Long, piano; 247 Gerald Spaits, bass; 248 Todd Strait, drums. 249 CD notes "additional lyric by Karrin Allyson; 250 arranged by Russ Long and Karrin Allyson". 251 ADO ★, 252 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/i-didnt-know-about-you-mw0000618657">AMG</a> 253 ★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 254 </li> 255 <li> 256 Kevin Mahogany, <em>Double Rainbow</em> (1993), track 3, 6:27. Enja ENJ-7097 2. 257 Kevin Mahogany, vocal; 258 Kenny Barron, piano; 259 Ray Drummond, bass; 260 Ralph Moore, tenor saxophone; 261 Lewis Nash, drums. 262 ADO ★⯪, 263 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/double-rainbow-mw0000620371">AMG</a> 264 ★★★, Penguin ★★★. 265 </li> 266 <li> 267 Joe Williams, <em>Here's to Life</em> (1994), track 7, 3:58. 268 Telarc Jazz CD-83357. 269 Joe Williams, vocal; The Robert Farnon [39 piece] Orchestra. 270 Also in a 3-CD package "Triple Play", Telarc CD-83461. 271 ADO •, 272 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/heres-to-life-mw0000623648">AMG</a> 273 ★★, Penguin ★★★. 274 </li> 275 <li> 276 Charles Fambrough, <em>Keeper of the Spirit</em> (1995), track 7, 7:07. 277 AudioQuest AQ-CD1033. 278 Charles Fambrough, bass; 279 Joel Levine, tenor recorder; 280 Edward Simon, piano; 281 Lenny White, drums; 282 Marion Simon, percussion. 283 ADO ★, 284 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/keeper-of-the-spirit-mw0000176559">AMG</a> 285 unrated, Penguin ★★★. 286 </ul> 287 </li> 288 <li> 289 Holly Cole Trio, Blame It On My Youth (1992). Manhattan CDP 7 97349 2, 37:45. 290 Holly Cole, voice; 291 Aaron Davis, piano; 292 David Piltch, string bass. 293 Lyrical reference to "Eastern Standard Time" in 294 Tom Waits's "Purple Avenue". 295 ADO ★★⯪, 296 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/blame-it-on-my-youth-mw0000274303">AMG</a> 297 ★★★, Penguin unrated. 298 </li> 299 <li> 300 Milt Hinton, 301 <a href="https://chiaroscurojazz.org/catalog/old-man-time-2-cd-set/"><em>Old 302 Man Time</em></a> (1990). 303 Chiaroscuro CR(D) 310, 149:38 (two CDs). 304 Milt Hinton, bass; 305 Doc Cheatham, Dizzy Gillespie, Clark Terry, trumpet; 306 Al Grey, trombone; 307 Eddie Barefield, Joe Camel (Flip Phillips), Buddy Tate, 308 clarinet and saxophone; 309 John Bunch, Red Richards, Norman Simmons, Derek Smith, 310 Ralph Sutton, piano; 311 Danny Barker, Al Casey, guitar; 312 Gus Johnson, Gerryck King, Bob Rosengarden, Jackie Williams, 313 drums; 314 Lionel Hampton, vibraphone; 315 Cab Calloway, Joe Williams, vocal; 316 Buck Clayton, arrangements. 317 Tunes include "Old Man Time", "Time After Time", 318 "Sometimes I'm Happy", 319 "A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight", 320 "Four or Five Times", "Now's the Time", 321 "Time on My Hands", "This Time It's Us", 322 and "Good Time Charlie". 323 ADO ★★★, 324 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/old-man-time-mw0000269353">AMG</a> 325 ★★★★⯪, Penguin ★★★. 326 </li> 327 <li> 328 Alan Broadbent, <em>Pacific Standard Time</em> (1995). 329 Concord Jazz CCD-4664, 62:42. 330 Alan Broadbent, piano; 331 Putter Smith, Bass; 332 Frank Gibson, Jr., drums. 333 The CD cover features an analemma for equation-of-time fans. 334 ADO ★, 335 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/pacific-standard-time-mw0000645433">AMG</a> 336 ★★★★, Penguin ★★★⯪. 337 </li> 338 <li> 339 Anthony Braxton/Richard Teitelbaum, <em>Silence/Time Zones</em> (1996). 340 Black Lion BLCD 760221, 72:58. 341 Anthony Braxton, sopranino and alto saxophones, 342 contrebasse clarinet, miscellaneous instruments; 343 Leo Smith, trumpet and miscellaneous instruments; 344 Leroy Jenkins, violin and miscellaneous instruments; 345 Richard Teitelbaum, modular moog and micromoog synthesizer. 346 ADO •, 347 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/silence-time-zones-mw0000595735">AMG</a> 348 ★★★★. 349 </li> 350 <li> 351 Charles Gayle, <em>Time Zones</em> (2006). Tompkins Square TSQ2839, 49:06. 352 Charles Gayle, piano. 353 ADO ★, 354 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/time-zones-mw0000349642">AMG</a> 355 ★★★★⯪. 356 </li> 357 <li> 358 The Get Up Kids, <em>Eudora</em> (2001). Vagrant 357, 65:12. 359 Includes the song "Central Standard Time." 360 Thanks to Colin Bowern for this information. 361 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/eudora-mw0000592063">AMG</a> 362 ★★⯪. 363 </li> 364 <li> 365 Coldplay, "Clocks" (2003). 366 Capitol 52608, 4:13. 367 Won the 2004 Record of the Year honor at the 368 Grammy Awards. Co-written and performed by Chris Martin, 369 great-great-grandson of <abbr>DST</abbr> inventor William Willett. 370 The song's first line is "Lights go out and I can't be saved". 371 </li> 372 <li> 373 Jaime Guevara, "<a 374 href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfN4Fe_A50U">Qué 375 hora es</a>" (1993), 3:04. 376 The song protested "Sixto Hour" in Ecuador 377 (1992–3). Its lyrics include "Amanecía en mitad de la noche, los 378 guaguas iban a clase sin sol" ("It was dawning in the middle of the 379 night, the buses went to class without sun"). 380 </li> 381 <li> 382 Irving Kahal and Harry Richman, 383 "There Ought to be a Moonlight Saving Time" (1931). 384 This musical standard was a No. 1 hit for Guy Lombardo 385 in 1931, and was also performed by Maurice Chevalier, Blossom Dearie 386 and many others. The phrase "Moonlight saving time" also appears in 387 the 1995 country song "Not Enough Hours in the Night" written by Aaron 388 Barker, Kim Williams and Rob Harbin and performed by Doug 389 Supernaw. 390 </li> 391 <li> 392 The Microscopic Septet, <em>Lobster Leaps In</em> (2008). 393 Cuneiform 272, 73:05. 394 Includes the song "Twilight Time Zone." 395 ADO ★★, 396 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/lobster-leaps-in-mw0000794929">AMG</a> 397 ★★★⯪. 398 </li> 399 <li> 400 Bob Dylan, <em>The Times They Are a-Changin'</em> (1964). 401 Columbia CK-8905, 45:36. 402 ADO ★⯪, 403 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/the-times-they-a-changin-mw0000202344">AMG</a> 404 ★★★★⯪. 405 The title song is also available on "Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits" and "The Essential Bob Dylan." 406 </li> 407 <li> 408 Luciana Souza, <em>Tide</em> (2009). Universal Jazz France B0012688-02, 42:31. 409 ADO ★★⯪, 410 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/tide-mw0000815692">AMG</a> 411 ★★★⯪. 412 Includes the song "Fire and Wood" with the lyric 413 "The clocks were turned back you remember/Think it's still November." 414 </li> 415 <li> 416 Ken Nordine, <em>You're Getting Better: The Word Jazz Dot Masters</em> (2005). 417 Geffen B0005171-02, 156:22. 418 ADO ★, 419 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/youre-getting-better-the-word-jazz-dot-masters-mw0000736197">AMG</a> 420 ★★★★⯪. 421 Includes the piece "What Time Is It" 422 ("He knew what time it was everywhere...that counted"). 423 </li> 424 <li> 425 Chicago, <em>Chicago Transit Authority</em> (1969). Columbia 64409, 1:16:20. 426 <a href="https://www.allmusic.com/album/chicago-transit-authority-mw0000189364">AMG</a> ★★★★. 427 Includes the song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?". 428 </li> 429 <li> 430 Emanuele Arciuli, 431 <a href="https://neumarecords.org/ols/products/william-duckworth-the-time-curve-preludes"><em>The Time Curve Preludes</em></a> (2023). 432 Neuma 174, 44:46. 433 The title piece, composed by 434 <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Duckworth_(composer)">William 435 Duckworth</a>, is the first work of postminimal music. 436 Unlike minimalism, it does not assume that the listener has plenty of time. 437 </li> 438 </ul> 439 <h2>Comics</h2> 440 <ul> 441 <li> 442 The webcomic <em>xkcd</em> has the strips 443 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/673/">The Sun</a>" (2009-12-09), 444 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1655/">Doomsday Clock</a>" (2016-03-14) and 445 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2549/">Edge Cake</a>" (2021-12-01), 446 along with the panels 447 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/448/">Good Morning</a>" (2008-07-11), 448 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1017/">Backward in Time</a>" (2012-02-14), 449 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1061/">EST</a>" (2012-05-28), 450 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1179/">ISO 8601</a>" (2013-02-27), 451 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1335/">Now</a>" (2014-02-26), 452 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1799/">Bad Map Projection: Time Zones</a>" 453 (2017-02-15), 454 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/1883/">Supervillain Plan</a>" (2017-08-30), 455 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2050/">6/6 Time</a>" (2018-09-24), 456 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2092/">Consensus New Year</a>" (2018-12-31), 457 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2266/">Leap Smearing</a>" (2020-02-10), 458 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2594/">Consensus Time</a>" (2022-03-16), 459 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2846/">Daylight Saving Choice</a>" (2023-10-25), 460 "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2854/">Date Line</a>" (2023-11-13), 461 and "<a href="https://xkcd.com/2867/">DateTime</a>" (2023-12-13). 462 The related book <em>What If?</em> has an entry 463 "<a href="https://what-if.xkcd.com/26/">Leap Seconds</a>" (2012-12-31). 464 </li> 465 <li> 466 Pig kills time in <a 467 href="https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/11/06"><em>Pearls 468 Before Swine</em> (2016-11-06)</a>. 469 </li> 470 <li> 471 Stonehenge is abandoned in <a 472 href="https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/03/12"><em>Non Sequitur</em> 473 (2017-03-12)</a>. 474 </li> 475 <li> 476 Caulfield proposes changing clocks just once a year in 477 <a href="https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2023/12/31"><em>Frazz</em> 478 (2023-12-31)</a>, while Peter and Jason go multi-lingual and -zonal in 479 <a href="https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2023/12/31"><em>FoxTrot</em> 480 (the same day)</a>. 481 </li> 482 <li> 483 Peppermint Patty: "What if the world comes to an end tonight, Marcie?" 484 <br> 485 Marcie: "I promise there'll be a tomorrow, sir ... in fact, 486 it's already tomorrow in Australia!" 487 <br> 488 (Charles M. Schulz, <a href="https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1980/06/13"><em>Peanuts</em>, 1980-06-13</a>) 489 </li> 490 </ul> 491 <h2>Jokes</h2> 492 <ul> 493 <li> 494 The idea behind daylight saving time was first proposed as a joke by 495 Benjamin Franklin. To enforce it, he suggested, "Every 496 morning, as soon as the sun rises, let all the bells in every church 497 be set ringing; and if that is not sufficient, let cannon be fired in 498 every street, to wake the sluggards effectually, and make them open 499 their eyes to see their true interest. All the difficulty will be in 500 the first two or three days: after which the reformation will be as 501 natural and easy as the present irregularity; for, <em>ce n'est que le 502 premier pas qui coûte</em>." 503 <a href="http://www.webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/franklin3.html">Franklin's 504 joke</a> was first published on 1784-04-26 by the 505 <em>Journal de Paris</em> as <a 506 href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Franklin-Benjamin-Journal-de-Paris-1784.jpg">an 507 anonymous letter translated into French</a>. 508 </li> 509 <li> 510 "We've been using the five-cent nickel in this country since 1492. 511 Now that's pretty near 100 years, daylight saving." 512 (Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in <em>Animal Crackers</em>, 1930, 513 as noted by Will Fitzgerald) 514 </li> 515 <li> 516 BRADY. ...[Bishop Usher] determined that the Lord began the Creation 517 on the 23rd of October in the Year 4,004 B.C. at – uh, 9 A.M.! 518 <br> 519 DRUMMOND. That Eastern Standard Time? (<em>Laughter.</em>) Or Rocky Mountain 520 Time? (<em>More laughter.</em>) It wasn't daylight-saving time, was it? Because 521 the Lord didn't make the sun until the fourth day! 522 <br> 523 (From the play <em>Inherit the Wind</em> by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee, 524 filmed in 1960 with Spencer Tracy as Drummond and Fredric March as 525 Brady, and several other times. Thanks to Mark Brader.) 526 </li> 527 <li> 528 "Good news." 529 "What did they do? Extend Daylight Saving Time year round?" 530 (Professional tanner George Hamilton, in dialog from a 531 May, 1999 episode of the syndicated television series <em>Baywatch</em>) 532 </li> 533 <li> 534 "A fundamental belief held by Americans is that if you are on land, you 535 cannot be killed by a fish...So most Americans remain on land, believing 536 they're safe. Unfortunately, this belief – like so many myths, such as that 537 there's a reason for 'Daylight Saving Time' – is false." 538 (Dave Barry column, 2000-07-02) 539 </li> 540 <li> 541 "I once had sex for an hour and five minutes, but that was on the day 542 when you turn the clocks ahead." 543 (Garry Shandling, 52nd Annual Emmys, 2000-09-10) 544 </li> 545 <li> 546 "Would it impress you if I told you I invented Daylight Savings Time?" 547 ("Sahjhan" to "Lilah" in dialog from the "Loyalty" episode of <em>Angel</em>, 548 originally aired 2002-02-25) 549 </li> 550 <li> 551 "I thought you said Tulsa was a three-hour flight." 552 "Well, you're forgetting about the time difference." 553 ("Joey" and "Chandler" in dialog from the episode of <em>Friends</em> 554 entitled "The One With Rachel's Phone Number," originally aired 2002-12-05) 555 </li> 556 <li> 557 "Is that a pertinent fact, 558 or are you just trying to dazzle me with your command of time zones?" 559 (Kelsey Grammer as "Frasier Crane" to "Roz" from the episode of <em>Frasier</em> 560 entitled "The Kid," originally aired 1997-11-04) 561 </li> 562 <li> 563 "I put myself and my staff through this crazy, huge ordeal, all because 564 I refused to go on at midnight, okay? And so I work, you know, and 565 then I get this job at eleven, supposed to be a big deal. Then 566 yesterday daylight [saving] time ended. Right now it's basically 567 midnight." (Conan O'Brien on the 2010-11-08 premiere of <em>Conan</em>) 568 </li> 569 <li> 570 "The best method, I told folks, was to hang a large clock high on a 571 barn wall where all the cows could see it. If you have Holsteins, you 572 will need to use an analog clock." (Jerry Nelson, <a 573 href="http://www.agriculture.com/family/farm-humor/how-to-adjust-dairy-cows-to-daylight-savings-time">How 574 to adjust dairy cows to daylight saving time</a>", <em>Successful Farming</em>, 575 2017-10-09) 576 </li> 577 <li> 578 "And now, driving to California, I find that I must enter a password 579 in order to change the time zone on my laptop clock. Evidently, 580 someone is out to mess up my schedule and my clock must be secured." 581 (Garrison Keillor, 582 "<a href="http://www.garrisonkeillor.com/weve-never-been-here-before/">We've 583 never been here before</a>", 2017-08-22) 584 </li> 585 <li> 586 "Well, in my time zone that's all the time I have, 587 but maybe in your time zone I haven't finished yet. So stay tuned!" 588 (Goldie Hawn, <em>Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In</em> No. 65, 1970-03-09) 589 </li> 590 </ul> 591 <h2>See also</h2> 592 <ul> 593 <li><a href="tz-link.html">Time Zone and Daylight Saving 594 Time Data</a></li> 595 </ul> 596 <hr> 597 <address> 598 This web page is in the public domain, so clarified as of 599 2009-05-17 by Arthur David Olson. 600 <br> 601 Please send corrections to this web page to the 602 <a href="mailto:tz (a] iana.org">time zone mailing list</a>. 603 </address> 604 </body> 605 </html> 606